Disney has made a lot of animated films, but there are five that still stand head and shoulders above the rest – the first five. Just in case your film history is a little rusty they are: Snow White, Pinocchio, Fantasia, Dumbo and Bambi. Come join us as we talk about princesses, wooden boys, dancing hippos, circus elephants and talking deer while we try to convince ourselves that we are still actually functioning adults.
Sometimes we here at Drunk Shopping look into the mirror and think Goddamn it! Why do we not have heads that look like a plush turkey? Or at least we used to until we found this hat. Now our heads can look like a plush turkey 24/7. Life has never been better. Fuck yeah, turkey hat.
Sometimes, spinning a bottle is just too much effort. We get it. Forearm strength is not everyone’s forte. If you are one of those individuals that just can’t be bothered to put in a minimal amount of physical effort before making out with a stranger/acquaintance/friend’s wife, then have we got the solution for you – electronic spin the bottle! Now you can be both slothful and lusty . That’s two deadly sins in one! Huzzah!